Not Your Average Shoe

We often get random e-mails with the craziest things, and I came across an e-mail about one of my favorite things...SHOES!!!!! I found this video in which "regular" women wear the latest styles from the runways during Fashion Week. As we all know runway shoes are not meant for the mean streets of New York, Philly, Newark or any other city in the country. So a few women tried walking in these 'ARCHITECTURAL HEELS' and it was hilarious!


I wonder if women are going to actually try to wear these heels. They are not practical at all!!! I can just see myself in the emergency room with broken ankles! Certain things should just be left on the runway. Kudos to the models who strut their stuff down the catwalk in those shoes.

This just looks painful lol

I can see someone really wearing this boot...lol...This is bag I take to the grocery store smh

This looks more like some type of bondage contraption rather than a shoe

Is this from Saw? or is it a prototype of some robotic High Heel?

Where would my toes go?

*Blank Stare* They look like they itch. Maybe the new version of UGGS

Cartons from the Chinese restaurant?

I actually like Giraffes, just not on my feet

I just don't understand these. Are they heel and ankle covers? smh

Creativity at its best!
~Nique

Relax

TGIF....it's tha WEEKEND ! Y'all know y'all get excited for the weekend. You get paid, let your hair down & most importantly... PARTY! Shoot tha BREEZE & remember it's totally O.K to:

...Push your Aviators up onto your head & consider it a hairstyle!
...To make him spend mad money winning you a stuffed bear. (We all have our BRAT-ISH moments!)

...To say No to Frisbee golf, windsurfing, (people actually do those things on vaca's?) or anything that will take you away from your towel, trashy novel & frosty beverage. LYING ON THE BEACH IS AN ACTIVITY!...To press 0 to speak to a live human every single time (Totally guilty of this:), I have questions, THAT NEED ANSWERS!!!!)

...To talk about the weather when all else fails. It's universal: everyone cares.

...To act all candid when someone pulls out a camera.

...To have more pairs of shoes under your desk than in your closet....so like ummm, is it o.k to have BOTH, not being a tattle-tale, that is TOTALLY Cam!)

...To think the fireworks were a weee bit excessive this 4th, how many small countries could that have fed? Honestly

~Ms.Francois

Afro-Punk 2009: People with Edge

Ok so what type of people do you expect to see at festivals like "Afro-Punk?" I expect to see the eccentric, eclectic, rock star, edgy fashionistas, but I did not expect to see this guy. As soon as I turned on Clinton I saw him and immediately said OH EM GEE...like really! Did you have to cut your pants leg? What's with the spiked suspenders, du-rag and hot boots? What weather channel did you watch?

I don't know who they are but they had a camera crew. There were about 50 people there with this "unique" haircut. I personally think it is getting out of control, but that's just my opinion. I was originally drawn to these to because of the boots...

Yeah these boots...where do you get these? How do you wake up in the morning and put an outfit together with these...things that make you go "hmmmmmm" I guess they are pretty cool, she was walking in them like they were sneakers...I was truly amazed!

The design was pretty cool and she had on these fly "rock star" shades

42:14 and BROOKLYN and then you have His and Her Emoticons...can you say ORIGINAL...I have never seen anything like this before. Those are some crazy places to get tatts but I actually like them...especially the smiley faces :-)

I was traumatized when I first saw this! I didn't know what it was until I took a really good looke at it. This mask/head was actually made out of recycled materials...pretty cool right?

Ok there were tons of other people I wanted to take pics of, but I was too busy trying on shades, looking at t-shirts, stuffing my face with organic food, and talking to familiar faces in the crowd. Overall, I had a really good time.

~Nique

Men Take Note...

We very rarely do post directly for men...but who knew, Women's brains can detect sexual arousal in the scent of men's sweat, a recent study found. How ironic since most women can't stand a sweaty man...depending on how he worked it up, actually would make a difference!

~Ms.Francois

Come And Talk To Me...

Ok so I'm getting great feed back from readers about the posts about men. I know we've been slacking in this area but we are back and in full effect! Look out for the Inside Scoop: Men series on HerGoodyBag twice a week! Ok now that I got that out of the way I recently asked a few of my male friends (shout outs will be given) if they could ask a woman some questions that are not sexual what would they ask...here are their responses with some commentary from me :-) (Pics of the guys are above their comments)

Donnell B. asked "Do you have any stretch marks? lol j/k Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Nique: D. Bolds also known as Boaty and Chocolate Thunder owwww! Ok lol at do you have any stretch marks...guess what they happen even with skinny chicks like myself...quite disturbing I know...but I expected something crazy from him because he is HILARIOUS probably the funniest person I know. I can remember the countless nights in college when Pierre, Mellissa and Donnell I cracked jokes...good times... but yeah ladies men love a woman who has goals. If you don't have any...get some.
Mike B asked "I like to know simple things that no one ever asks like what are you allergic to? What is your favorite deodarant? What was your last relationship like?" Mike B.

Nique: I will definitely tell you what I'm allergic too (mushrooms...I think) so you won't try to kill me when you cook. Deodarant....lol...you have coupons for Dove lol http://www.parvenudemichel.com/

Pierre H. aasked "Do you ever want to get married? Do you want to have kids? What are your religious beliefs if any? How strongly do you believe in those beliefs? Why do you like men?" Pierre said "J this is hard you know men are sexual beings...lol...I said "I know P but try to think with your brain lol (At least I think that's what I said) But I was couldn't stop laughing when I read the other question....I could just see his face oh yeah update your facebook profile pic!

Joseph K asked "Why do females feel like they have to change something about a man? i.e. drapes, eating habits, who you talk to etc." Joseph K. also known as Officer King and my Smeds!

Nique: OK I was cracking up at the part about the drapes...men have very little knowledge about interior decorating, but eating habits so that you can stay with us for a very long time...as far as who you talk to...I'll make some suggestions lol, but we know what's best for you (I'm kidding)

Glady asked"What's your motivation? What is it that drives you to do what you do, and makes you want to succeed in life?" Glady-The Owzie Originator http://www.goglady.com/

Nique: Excellent question! You must be motivated! You need someone or something that will push you and keep you striving to reach your goals.

Otis F. "Why do women always have attitudes?" My Mr. Lincoln University

Nique: (we were the cutest Mr. and Miss Lincoln ever! We were so fly! Our outfits always coordinated or complimented each other without even trying....man I miss college...ok anyway) lol Otis! He used to always say "Janique is it that time of the month?" I used to get so mad, but now I realize I did have an attitude for no reason quite often. Those days are over though....Ladies keep the attitude to a minimum please, unless it is necessary thanks!

Oh yeah I "borrowed" their pics from Facebook and Twitter lol...I'm sure they won't mind

Ok so those are just a few questions some guys would ask that were not sexual. I think these are excellent questions because you can tell if a woman has a good head on her shoulders, if she is goal oriented, if she is spiritual, and so forth. All the qualities of a Goody Woman! I had fun doing this post...stay tuned for more!

~Nique

RELAX, It's Friday....

It's OK!...
...to put on lipstick before asking the landlord for a favor. Whatever works, we won't judge you!lol...to pick change up off the ground as part of your personal financial recovery plan, while waiting for your stimulus package

...to bury the price tags in the trash ...to kiss him just because he looks Good with his shirt off

...to not know what to say sometimes. (Say nothing or just say :"I don't know what to say.")

~Ms.Francois

I Call You Pha-Real Cuz You the Truth

I think Pharrell is one of the top male fashion icons in the music industry but I can't get with this new look. I know he is about 36 yrs old but he is definitely aging himself. I guess I'm just used to the BBC skateboard look on Pharrell, but I miss that guy...

From the knees up he looks great! I love the blue trim around the blazer, but the boots are killiing me softly....How do you feel?

Neptunes Presents the Clones...Frontin' feat. Jay-Z

~Nique

You're Turning Me On

Ok so yesterday I did the Turn Offs well here are a list of realistic Turn Ons. The Turn Ons were just as funny as the Turn Offs but I think these are the most helpful. Once again nothing sexual...there are other blogs for that....just go and google them.

Turn Ons
1. Personality is very important. Look for easy-going, easy to be with, low maintenance.

2. Confident, fun, strong - yet kind- women

3. Takes care of herself- mentally and physically

4. Makes decisions based on what is good for her, not to please me or someone else

5. Is positive and can be part of a healthy give-and-take relationship...remember it is not all about you!!!

6. Attractive and has style and class

7. Is a good friend, easy-going. easy to be with

8. Is upfront and communicates feelings/wants/needs clearly and directly...the key words are CLEARLY AND DIRECTLY LADIES. Stop giving hints and just say what you want and how you feel.

9. Comfortable with herself/her body/her decisions

10. Throws down in the kitchen! Do not kill him with your salty pork chops ladies. If you are not so good in the kitchen...go ask Big Momma or take a culinary class

Other Turn Ons include:
1. Matching Panty and Bra sets (did you miss the Victoria Secret's Semi-Annual sale?)
2. Women who support their men and not try to act like their mothers
3. Pretty feet
4. Au Natural----take it easy on the lacefronts, the colored contacts, and the tons of makeup.

I love these trending topics on twitter! Ladies stay tuned I have more GOODIES for you about what men REALLY WANT! This should be interesting!

~Nique

You're Turnin Me Off

So last night on twitter was CRAZY!!!! The popular trending topic was Turn Ons and Turn Offs. The responses I read were HILARIOUS!!! Some responses left me thinking ok this why you are single...others left me saying OH EM GEE! So I compiled a list of the most realistic Turn Offs for guys. Ladies take notes. Oh nothing on this list will be sexual...I'm not trying to be in your bedroom business...there are other blogs for that

Turn Offs
1. Trying to hard to please him....Ladies men are simple!

2. Talking about your ex.....Ladies unless he asks....please don't mention how Tyrone did you dirty....they hate that! (I was guilty of this before)

3. Being too conservative or being too loose...in other words...Try not to be so stuck up and don't act like a smutty buddy. It is ok to be professional and it is ok to express your sexual liberation but be tactful

4. Don't pressure him into talking about "his feelings" Ladies we need to understand that men do not communicate like us and we can't expect them too, but don't nag and ask constantly well how do you feel....ummm yeah if you want to keep him or get him don't do that.

5. Don't try to change him!!! Ladies he is grown (or should be...no R. Kelly's over here) He is old enough to make his own decisions. If you need to try to change him then you don't need to be with him. You can't make him into the man you want. Accept him for who he is flaws and all.

6. Crusty feet....yuck!! Ladies keep it together, get your scheduled Manis and Pedis. He does not like how sand paper feels against his legs!

7. Sloppiness! Please buy clothes that fit! No muffin tops hanging out or pants that are so tight he can see the cellulite in your butt or your legs!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

8. Women who do not maintain a presentable appearance. You never know if he is going to surprise you at the hair salon or at home so make sure you are not rockin your sweats with stains from 1920 and holes all in your shirt...no bueno

9. Uneducated women. A man actually appreciates a woman who is educated and who can articulate herself. Please don't sound like Toya and Tiny....Baaaaaaaabaay

10. Don't play the role of the victim! Stop complaining about everything! The world is not against you!

Other Turn Offs include:
1.Selfishness-it is ok to treat your man to a nice meal once in a while
2. Overbearing insecurities
3. Being too needy and clingy
4. A woman who cannot cook....ladies remember the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
5. A woman who is not stylish.....we can help you get your style game together!

There were a bunch of other tweets, but ladies I think these are the most helpful!

Stay tuned for the Turn Ons and other topics dealing with men and dating!

~Nique

10 Things You Can Think But Not Say

1. I know it's our first date and this is crazy, but I already know I love you and that we're going to spend the rest of our lives together, so I want to just put that out there and get it said. I hope I'm not scaring you.

2. That was amazing, and for a minute there, you looked a little like Denzel Washington.3. Zorro?! You named your baby Zorro?

4. For better or for worse...wait, how much worse?

5. Didn't I tell you not to marry him, you fool?

6. Face: 10

Brains: 2
7. I am NOT sorry!

And I WAS right!

8. Whew. Another successful regifting.

9. No kidding, that is a stupid question!

10. You may be my boss, but you're not the boss of me.

~Ms.Francois