Saying What He Means or Not Pt.10

Ladies I'm sure you thought we ended this without letting you know but this is the last part of men translations, so take note & don't let them just tell you anything without refering to your guide of translations.

SEX
1. He says (while in bed): "I love you."
He means:"I love the SEX I have with you"(pay very close attention to that one, sometimes women get it so confused.)

2.He says: "I don't want the night to end. Want to hang out some more?"
He means:"Let's cut to the chase. Am I getting any tonight?"

3.He says:"How many guys have you been with?"
He means:"Tell me I'm the best you've ever had."

4.He says:"I don't masterbate all that often."
He means:"I masterbate more often than you wash your hands."

5.He says:"I want to watch you touch yourself."
He means:"I am having trouble figuring you out & need pointers."

6.He says:"Did you finish?"
He means:"I hope you finished, because I did & boy am I sleepy!"

7.He says:"You've never done that before-where did you learn it?"
He means:"Have you been hooking up with other people?"