Saying What He Means or Not Pt.6

Dude Behavior

1. He says: "I thought I knew her."
He means: "I was checking her out."

2.He says : "It's a guy thing."
He means: "If I tell you, you'll think I'm animal."

3.He says: "It's a long story."
He means : "It's a story that makes me look bad."

4.He says:"I don't get why girls like him."
He means:"I'm feeling insecure, so say something reassuring."

5.He says: "I was good on boys' night."
He means:"Good is a relative term...but I didn't cheat on you."

6.He says: "My friend is so whipped!"
He means:"I'm a little hurt that my buddy is choosing a chick over me."

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